Jaret is our voice, and in this day and age of "if it isn't on the internets, it isn't real", we essentially don't exist unless he decides to login every day. He honed his social media skills through years of hustling as an art photographer under the moniker Corpse On Pumpkin, as an author via Patient Folded Hands, and on the road with his high profile indie band friends. He's photographed some of the most loved bands of our generation, staged readings in the most renowned venues in the country, and had SIXTEEN THOUSAND myspace friends back in the day. SIXTEEN THOUSAND. He and Courtney were also roommates in a haunted farm house for five years in their 20s, which somehow explains a lot about them. And Two Penguins by association.